okay .
i dun usually tok abt soccer .
or rather ,
ive nvr talked abt soccer .
but today ,
i hav to really tok abt soccer .

DID U PEOPLE SAW THE LIVERPOOL MATCH !?
the wan against sme foreign team .
DID U SAW THE GOALS !?
DID YOU DID YOU DID YOU !?
IF U DINT . U MUST BE LIVIN IN SME CAVE OR SHIT .
THE GOALS ARE SO DAMN FRICKIN NICE .
ALL FRICKIN 5 GOALS .
last goal was kinda weird though .
BUT STILL .
DAMN NICE !

oh Liverpool , Liverpool .
I love Liverpool .

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i so fucking hate aunties .
especially those without a little bit of manners .
super good example , my mothers fren / neighbour .
she , IS SO FUCKIN RUDE ,
I CUD JUS BITE OFF HER PUNY HEAD .
and i so fuckin hate her ,
i dun think i hate anyone more den her .
WHY ?
i'll tell u .
( telephone rings )
me : hello ?
she : mummy . ( askin for my mum )
me : ta shen bing . ( shes sick )
she : jiao ta ( call her )
me : TA SHEN BING ! ( SHES SICK ! )
she : ni jiao ta , wo yao ken ta jiang hua ( call her , i wan to tok to her )
me : TA SHEN BING !!!!!!!! TA ZAI SHUI JIAO !!!! ( SHES SICK AND SHES SLEEPING ! )
she : ( puts down phone . no thank u , NOTHING ! )
me : ARGHH . FUCK YOU ! YOU SHORT BITCH ! ( didnt happen )

look , when i say my mum is sick .
obviously , she is sleepin .
why is she sleepin ? CAUSE SHE IS SICK !
SO STOP ASKIN ME TO WAKE HER ASS UP !
and all this shit didn jus happen once , twice .
BUT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME !

sb : mama ( mother in chinese )
me : *thinkin ( FUCKIN BITCH , NO MANNERS AH !? )

CANT EVEN SAY A SIMPLE '' hello '' !

oh oh .
that is not all .
i see her along the corridors .
and me being such a good girl
i call her '' auntie ''
AND
SHE BEING SO SHORT .
IGNORES ME AND LOOKS HIGH ABOVE HER .
AND I CALLED HER LOUDLY CAN !?
SO WHEN I SEE HER I DUN WAN CALL HER ALR .
AND WAD !?
SHE COMPLAINS !


she told my mum + the aunties
SB'' li eh zhar bo kia bo leh mao hor '' ( yur daughter got no manners hor )
mums fren was there
MF '' toh loh wuh ? '' ( where got ? )
MF '' han nor , yi kua tio wa , ta bu si kio wa auntie eh . ( yeah , whenever she sees me , shes sure to call me )
mum '' uh uh ''

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME !?
NO MANNERS !
U SHORT BITCH .
SOMEMORE CAN SAY IT INFRONT OF MY MOTHER .
luckily , as i said .
im a good girl .
so good aunties defend me .


AND AND AND .
whenever she calls and i said my mums nt home .
she fuckin dun believes me ,
and askes her frens to call .
urgg .
wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf WTF !

i told my mum .
and she made me so happy wit wad she said
mum '' aiya . ignore her la . u see her so short .''
me '' uhuh . ''
mum '' u see her name la , s**an . so ah lian . surely nvr go skool wan ''
me '' AHAHAHAHAAH ! ''
mum '' she no manners nvm . u no manners , i kill u . ''
me '' HUR . only to her . ''
mum '' ah ? u wan to be rude to her , i dun care la .''
me '' ........ ''
mum '' as long as i win her money** , giv u spent okay alr right ? ''
( **THEY PLAY MAJONG . )
me '' HAHA YEAH ! SHE GIMME MONEY SPENT ! ''
mum '' pu bor kia '' ( stupid kid )
mum '' smemre , she dyed her hair , and she thinks its nice , but it looks like a pile of shit ''
me '' * laffin like shit
mum '' and u noe wad ? she dun bathe everyday ''
me '' HUH !? ''
mum '' and her breath and bo smelly like sai ''
mum '' and she bathe only when the majong kaki complain ''
mum '' and she takes only like wad ? 2-3 mins ? ''
me '' EEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!! ''
den i walk away .
i dun wan listen abt the shit creature anymore .
* my mum didnt tok liddat .
she nvr does toks so nicely .
its for easier reading .
plus , we oways tok in mixed languages .

plus .
MY WHOLE FAMILY HATES HER .
not includin mum .
coz she dun even cares .

and she jus called .

* SB = SHORT BITCH
MF = MOTHERS FRIENDS